Great Harvest Everett - Teacake Namesakes

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The Two Lady Pinkertons Raspberry Swirl Teacake
Young, sophisticated, twin sisters of culture, the two Lady Pinkertons always live up to their name and surround themselves with all shades of pink. The Lady Pinkertons', Cotton and Candy (CC for short), homes, cars, clothes -- even the highlights in their hair -- are some shade of their favorite color. The sisters are renowned throughout the English empire for their impeccable taste -- in fashion, décor, entertaining, and tea cakes, of course. Naturally, our Raspberry Swirl Teacake -- with its pretty shades of pinks and reds -- is their top favorite.

Sir Jackson's Pumpkin Yumpkin Teacake
A man of stature and dashing good looks -- with a penchant for sardines on toast (made of Great Harvest bread, of course) -- Sir Jackson moved "across the pond" more than 30 years past. It is rumored that he made his fortune in clandestine activities. Some say he was with Her Majesty's Secret Service and was awarded a great fortune for her bravery, while others whisper he gained his fortune through art forgeries. Others say that he has at least three current wives. (No wonder he needs so much money!) Sir Jackson confirms none of it. However, he will talk freely, and at length, about the subtleties of this delicious teacake.

Count Cunningham's Chocolate Brownie Teacake
A distant cousin, at least twice removed, of Glen (Everett's own Great Harvest Bread store's owner), Count Cunningham was, is perhaps, a man of adventure. When last seen, he was headed off on a grand quest to the deep jungles of South America in a desperate, unwavering search for the ultimate cocoa bean. Glen, who has inherited Count Cunningham's taste for everything chocolate, has named this teacake in his honor.

Little Lady Lillibet Jazzy Gingerbread Teacake
Just eight-years-old, with the longest red ringlets in her class and bright blue eyes, Little Lady Lillibet knows exactly what she wants. She loves very small dogs with very long tails; short stories about pirates and high sea adventures; polka dot socks; and these tea cakes most especially. Well, and all of her friends at the exclusive Miss Madeline's Prim & Proper Prep School for Young Women, of course. (Except for snooty Cordelia Dalton. Ooooh.) Still, that unpleasantry aside, sharing these teacakes with her friends and the headmistress helps make Little Lady Lillibet very popular indeed.

The Duchess of Wenberg's Crazy 'Bout Cranberries Teacake
Aaaaaahhhh, the Duchess of Wenberg, so little is known of this woman of mystery -- but the rumors do fly. Most say she is a woman of mixed lineage -- her mother was a spoiled princess who ran away with the castle's court jester. Her father made people laugh, and yet, behind the veil she nearly always wears, it is said she rarely smiles. Alas. According to the few people who know, however, the Crazy 'Bout Cranberries Teacake is one of the few things the Duchess of Wenberg will lift her veil for and smile ever so slightly.

The Knight of Monte Cristo's Cinnamon Swirl & Twirl Teacake
Well-known for his quest for the "water of life," the Knight of Monte Cristo instead stumbled into a Great Harvest Bread store on his long journey and declared this teacake packed with "the wheat of life" and "a treat to die for." While we think he might have overstated this slightly, we do understand why he chose to declare his trek a success and settle in a nearby neighborhood. Why continue searching when all the media attention (we just don't get that many real knights in these parts anymore) combined with easy access to these teacakes (not to mention, plenty of stores that sell silver cleaner) have made this corner of the world his bit of paradise?

Monty the Monkey's Bang the Bongos Bananarama Banana Teacake
Once you taste this Great Harvest Banana Bread Teacake, you'll understand why we can't get Monty the Monkey to leave the store ever. Just the chance that he could miss Bananarama Banana Teacake bake day has kept him hanging around. His penchant for this treat has caused our bakers serious problems. It's hard for them to ever bake enough! Monty goes ape over the aroma and tries to monkey around with the loaves before they're even out of the oven! If you do manage to get your hands on one of these, hang on tight. These loaves have strong "a-peel" for one crazy monkey from Montana.